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(Video) Young Baseball Fan Goes All Costanza On His Ice Cream Treat

“Holy cow, it’s a scorcher. Boy, I bet you that guy can cover a lot of court. Hey buddy, they got a new invention. It’s called a napkin.”

Easy Seinfeld references aside, this delightful little scene of a young fan foregoing any semblance of dining etiquette as he enjoyed his milkshake at an Oakland Athletics-New York Yankees game did happen on Friday night, but it’s far too amusing not to touch upon a few days after the fact.

But let’s be honest here: if a little kid isn’t allowed to get a little sloppy while feasting on treats at a baseball game, where can he? Moreover, his dad was on hand to point out that he had ice cream all over his face. Papa even helped him clean up the mess. So, not only did the kid thoroughly enjoy his ice cream, he learned an important lesson on how to appropriately wipe one’s face after eating. It’s a win-win, really.

[H/T The Big Lead]