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• If it’s not a big enough crime to be cooking up a batch of meth in a hotel room, Christopher Stanly Fondren, 35, of Jackson, Tennessee, committed another egregious act while doing so when he microwaved a Hot Pockets sandwich in the microwave, funking up the entire hotel with the funkified odors of said “foodstuff.” Even worse, the Hot Pocket exploded in the microwave, starting a fire which brought authorities to Fondren’s hotel room where they found meth making equipment in the garbage. What say you, Jim Gaffigan? [azcentral]

• How about I kick off my work week of linking with the easiest one ever? “This Is The Greatest Collection Of Kate Upton Pictures You Will Ever See.” Easy enough. [With Leather]

• Colin Cowherd just needs to go away. While that has been true for years, his latest comments about how Roger Goodell is like a father figure to fatherleess African American players seals the deal. [Awful Announcing]

• Oh dear: Brian Wilson is going to meet President Obama. This will not end well. [Off the Bench]

• Here’s some photos of Titans receiver Kenny Britt handcuffed on stage at a Britney Spears concert. [Larry Brown Sports]

• Roy Halladay had to leave his start because of the heat. [Rumors & Rants]

• The 10 most unrealistic sports scenes in movie history. [Midwest Sports Fans]

• Here’s some video from Day One of the Los Angeles Kings Ice Girl tryouts. [Sharapova’s Thigh]

• When NBA mascots go planking. [That NBA Lottery Pick]

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