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(Video) Miguel Angel Jimenez’s Subtly Erotic Warm-Up Routine Is Mildly Suggestive

Oh dear. Well, that’s certainly a sight to behold. Miguel Ángel Jiménez, the pontail-sporting, stogie-smoking Spaniard is a spry forty-seven years of age, so it comes as no surprise that in order to get loose and limber for a daunting 18 holes of golf at The Open Championship at Royal St. George’s, a bit of stretching is required. What is particularly disturbing, though, is the subtle eroticism involved in said stretching.

But what makes the video great is the BBC’s Peter Arliss’ detailed, colorful commentary. Maybe great is not the word. Disturbing, perhaps.

And many thanks to Mr. Jay Busbee over at Devil Ball Golf, who passed along this tweet from revered, longtime sportswriter Dan Jenkins, which I believe sufficiently encapsulates a sufficient description of Miguel’s pre-round warm-up:

Miguel Angel Jimenez has a warm-up routine that would get a stripper arrested.

Indeed, Mr. Jenkins. Couldn’t have described it better myself.

[H/T Devil Ball Golf]