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(Photo) Hey, Colombian Soccer Players: Is Trying That Sick Act In Public Really The Best Idea?

Guys, whatever you want to try in the privacy of your own homes is your business, but to be doing so right out in the open, and in front of photographers no less? To make matters even worse, an ill-conceived attempt at synchronized self-gratification? For shame. And no matter how much you guys want to practice, my guess is it won’t be an Olympic sport anytime soon.

Plus, you better be careful with that kind of twisted, perverted stuff. Remember what happened to Randal’s cousin Walter in Clerks. Granted, cousin Walter is a fictional character, but there are valuable life lessons to be learned from his demise. No person should really need a movie to learn that lesson, but there you go.

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