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• How delightfully white trashy. A 57-year-old man was arrested at a Rapid City, South Dakota Walmart after he took a beer out of a case on a shelf, drank it and then promptly tried to put the opened can back in the case. When that didn’t work, Perry Arpan placed it in another aisle and attempted to leave the store, where he was stopped by security. Wait, they sell beer at Walmart? That’s crazy. [azcentral]

• Who woulda thunk it? LeBron’s fan approval rating is at an all-time low. [Off the Bench]

• Video: man catches ball at Home Run Derby, saves his beer. [Larry Brown Sports]

• Hillary Duff and her NHL hubby Mike Comrie went on vacation in Italy, resulting in bikini photos of Hillary hitting the interwebs. [Busted Coverage]

• Hank Haney hates America. [Dogs That Chase Cars]

• Prince Fielder’s son had a Milwaukee Brewers logo shaved into his head. [Big League Stew]

• Chicago Bulls broadcaster Stacey King revealed on Twitter his unusual celebration methods after the U.S. beat Brazil in the Women’s World Cup. [Ball Don’t Lie]

• The worst Major League All-Star players from the 2000s. [Midwest Sports Fans]

• The one where Steve Wulf defends “The Decision.” [Deuce of Davenport]

• Check out this kid’s catch during the Home Run Derby last night. [Outside the Boxscore]

• The five best “real” MLB nicknames. [The Legend of Cecilio Guante]

• Hilarious: Jon Gruden has some solid advice for Terrelle Pryor. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

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