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Wake N’ Blog: Banana Attacks Gorilla, Then Splits

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• A gorilla mascot for a cellular phone store in Ohio was attacked by a person in a banana suit while standing outside the business. The person in the gorilla suit was standing curbside outside the Wireless Center in Strongsville, near Cleveland, when a kid in a banana suit leaped out of the bushes, knocking the gorilla mascot down. The gorilla mascot was not hurt and the banana suited bozo fled from the scene. So, there you go. [Yahoo!]

• Tragic: man dies after falling out of the stands while trying to catch a ball thrown into the stands by Josh Hamilton. His young son was with him. [Big League Stew]

• LaToya Jackson says her husband offered her up to Mike Tyson for sex for $100,000. Alrighty then. [Off the Bench]

• Video: Red Sox fan gets himself a nice handful of boob. [Bob’s Blitz]

• Please God no: Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries are trying to get their very own reality show, because, hey, why not? Please go away. [Larry Brown Sports]

• Phil Jackson is doing fine, wearing Grateful Dead shirts. [That NBA Lottery Pick]

• The Top Six unsuccessful sports-themed kickstarters. [Deuce of Davenport]

• The Michael Beasley Loophole. [The Basketball Jones]

• If summer movies were about sports… [Sports Pickle]

• Awesome: another edition of KSK’s Sex/Fantasy Football Mailbag. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

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