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• Some neighborhood kids in the Cleveland suburb of Strongsville reported to police that they were robbed of their earnings from a lemonade stand by two teenagers who sped of in a car with the kids’ $13.50 along with three teenage girls. Some nice person at the police station gave the kids $20 to make up for their losses, but what about the trauma, what about the trauma? Damn streetwise teenagers. [Yahoo!]

• Roy Williams’ ex Brooke Daniels is going out with a University of Houston baseball player. [Busted Coverage]

• Speaking of Roy, KSK got their hands on a letter he wrote to Brooke. Good stuff. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

• The Giants would like to know if your baby was conceived the night the team won the World Series. Why? They have their reasons… [Off the Bench]

• Paige Duke has been fired from her job as a Sprint Cup Girl after nude photos of her emerged. I’d say she deserved a promotion. [Larry Brown Sports]

• Check out the mustachioed hero who witnessed Lorenzo O’Neal’s DUI arrest. [Shutdown Corner]

• Why NBC lost the rights to broadcast Wimbledon. [With Leather]

• If you like, you can watch a video of Chris Berman singing with Huey Lewis (again) here. [Awful Announcing]

• If this ginormous piece of crop art is any indication, farmers care a lot more about the Tour de France than most people do. [Sharapova’s Thigh]

• Dirk Nowitzki received autographed boxing gloves from Muhammed Ali. [That NBA Lottery Pick]

• The Most Hated Athlete: Voting Results. [Sp0rts Pickle]

• Hilarious: Twitter Action Figures. [TAUNTR]

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