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(Photo) Rampage Jackson Close To Realizing Dream Of Owning A Gym In A Strip Mall

Okay, technically, I cannot say for certain that the Rampage Fitness Academy is housed in a suburban strip mall, but by all appearances, that certainly seems to be the case. And isn’t that what all great MMA fighters/actors aspire to accomplish: owning a gym? You better believe it, bud. As you can see, the Rampage Fitness Academy is nearing completion, and my guess is, if we are to use the gyms featured in the film DodgeBall: A True Underdog Story as a baseline (and frankly, why wouldn’t we?), Rampage’s fitness academy will lean more towards the style of Robo-Gym as opposed to Regular Joe’s. And that’s a good thing to know going in for prospective members.

So, best of luck to Mr. Jackson in all his future professional, gym-owning endeavors. And one last thing: Rampage, if for some unknown reason you happen to be reading this post, please don’t make it your goal to beat the ever-living snot out of me. Your gym looks awesome.

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