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• Twenty-six-year-old Methuen, Massachusetts resident Maritza Alvarado was arrested last Thursday and charged with assault and battery with a dangerous weapon after she allegedly beaned her boyfriend with a baseball during a heated argument.  The victim, who is not named and refused to speak to police about the incident, had a fresh bruise on his forehead when police arrived on the scene. [azcentral]

• Dirk Nowitzki said he went on a three-week bender after losing in the 2006 NBA Finals. [Larry Brown Sports]

• Lucky: Dick Vitale hosted the Miss Hooters International 2011 pageant this weekend. [Busted Coverage]

• Here’s a photo of guy who shaved a Joe Mauer jersey into his back hair. [Big League Stew]

• Ha ha: Keith Olbermann has been dumped as the announcer of the Yankees Old Timers game. [Bob’s Blitz]

• An interesting hypothetical proposition for Cleveland Cavaliers fans. [Midwest Sports Fans]

• The Minnesota Timberwolves: the most inept franchise in pro sports. [Rumors & Rants]

• PUNTE presents the Greatest Atrocity in the History of Sport. [With Leather]

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