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The Illustrated Guide To The Boston Bruins’ $156,679.74 Bar Tab Is Worth A Look-See

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In today’s Wake N’ Blog, I touched upon this handy little chart which illustrates in great detail exactly how the Boston Bruins ended up with a $159,679.74 (with a $24,869.80 gratuity added in) while the team got their drink on during a post-Stanley Cup parade soiree at SHRINE at MGM Grand at Foxwoods, but I felt it was necessary to add to the Sportress’ considerable archives. You know, for the sake of history and whatnot. Also, I have run out of interesting writing topics for the day, so, uh, there you go. Enjoy. But no matter how hard you try, you won’t enjoy it like the Bruins did. That’s some hardcore drinking, my friends. One question, though: who ordered the Kamikaze shots? Sorry, but that’s bush league, man, although not as an egregious display of bush league-ness as all the Bud Lights that were swilled on that fateful evening. What? Is Keystone Light to lowbrow for these guys? Ah, who am I kidding? Light beer is light beer. No one should be drinking that stuff.

[H/T Sixteen Wins (via Puck Daddy)]