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Why Not Unleaded? Softball Superstar Jennie Finch Names Newborn Son ‘Diesel’

Famous athletes and celebrities: they’re just like us! Except for one thing (and tons of others): they all seem to have a predilection to naming their offspring bizarro names. Take Olympic gold medalist Jennie Finch, who along with her husband, Casey Daigle, went ahead and named their new baby boy, Diesel Dean. That’s right: Diesel Dean Daigle. Talk about a Triple-D baby. That’s alliteration kookiness!

From the People EXCLUSIVE!!1!1! (via Off the Bench):

“We are so completely grateful and beyond blessed,” the Olympic softball star, 30, tells PEOPLE.

“Casey and I are excited for our sweet precious Baby D! Ace couldn’t be any more pumped to be a big brother to Diesel.”

Baby D, eh? Instead of Diesle, the “D” could just as well stand for “DERP!” if you ask me.

Jennie Finch Welcomes Son Diesel Dean [People (via Off the Bench)]