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Funny Or Die’s ‘If I Could Be Like Dirk’ Is Like ‘If I Could Be Like Mike’ But Different

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Boy, does this video bring me back to the halcyon days of my youth when I didn’t want to be like Michael Jordan. You see, back in the day, I decided I wanted to be like Shawn Kemp. Which is why I have 14 illegitimate children. But don’t tell anyone, especially the mothers of the many spawns I have sired. But then again, when am I gonna make it back to Haiti?

[H/T The Basketball Jones]