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Miss Teen USA 2009/’Idol’ Contestant Stormi Henley Caddies For Dad At PGA Event

Kip Henley, whose full-time job is serving as caddie for Brian Gay, is dropping the bag and is instead competing at this week’s FedEx St. Jude Classic in Memphis, Tennessee. And being a professional caddie, he does not have a caddie of his own on call, so he decided to give his daughter Stormi the job. Some of you might already be familiar with his daughter, either through her winning Miss Teen USA 2009 or her memorable audition on last season’s American Idol.

But before any of his fellow caddie colleagues try wooing his lovely daughter, Kip Henley has a warning for them (via FOX Sports):

He knows you’ll go rushing to Google images, or perhaps You Tube for Stormi’s “American Idol” and “Miss Teen USA” performances, which is fine with him. The message is clear, especially to Henley’s fellow caddies: “I’ve told ’em all, you can look, but you cannot touch.”

Stern words from a protective papa. Good thing Tiger Woods is injured and not in the field this weekend, amirite? Hoo boy! Can you imagine? No, I’m not referring to Tiger’s whoremongering. From what I hear, that Steve Williams is a bona fide horndogger and he would have been all over Miss Stormi, much to Kip’s chagrin. Okay, I have never heard such a thing about Steve Williams. Not once. But since I don’t know any other caddie’s names off the top of my head, I had no choice but to go with him. So there you go. Good luck, Kip and Stormi. May you both have tremendous success on the course and may Stormi be free of harassment in the caddies’ locker room.

Beauty queen caddies on PGA Tour [FOX Sports]