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Finally, A Dirk Nowitzki As Darth Vader Image: ‘Welcome To The Dirk Side’

“LeBron, I am your daddy.”

That’s good stuff right there. Even better? If Dirk Nowitzki really were Darth Vader, the pure oxygen emitted from the ventilator inside Lord Vader’s helmet would most certainly help treat Dirk’s lingering illness. If he wanted to, Dirk could even put a little Vick’s VapoRub right on the inside of it. That’s like a double dose of wellness treatment right there.

[via @brookiemiller]