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Wake N’ Blog: The Mullet Bandit Strikes Again!

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• The criminal known to authorities as the “Mullet Bandit” struck again, hitting his fourth bank in Ohio within the past month. Said Harry Trombitas, a special agent with the FBI: “As soon as employees saw the man enter the bank, they knew immediately that it was the ‘Mullet Man.’ But by then it was too late.” Indeed. You always know trouble’s brewing when a mulleted man enters a business establishment. Nothing good can come of it. [Yahoo!]

• Mavs coach Rick Carlisle on Jason Whitlock during presser: “Who is this guy?” Ha. [Ball Don’t Lie]

• Yeah, the Japanese Robot Soccer Cat might need some work. [With Leather]

• Jorge Posada’s best days on the diamond may be behind him, but he’s selling sangria. [Larry Brown Sports]

• Oh no, what a shocker! Terrell Pryor is leaving Ohio State! [Midwest Sports Fans]

• Guards say Plaxico Burress was a filthy inmate. [Off the Bench]

• Bruins fans were not fans of sitting by the Vancouver Green Men. [Puck Daddy]

• Some Detroit Lions rookie got the team’s logo tattooed on his arm. [Busted Coverage]

• Here’s video of Jim Leyland pranking the Tigers hitting coach. [Bob’s Blitz]

• A Deuce Special Report: Steroids are Awesome! [Deuce of Davenport]

• The hiring of Mark Jackson by the Golden State Warriors to be coach is interesting. [PineRiders]

• 2011 LOL NBA Finals Game 4. [That NBA Lottery Pick]

• A J.J. Barrea billboard in Puerto Rico zings Kobe Bryant. [The Basketball Jones]

• Flowchart: Are You a “CLUTCH” NBA Superstar? [Sports Pickle]

• Finally, Brett Favre weighs in on the Anthony Weiner controversy. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

• The seven most whipped athletes in history. [Unathleticl]

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