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Dear Lord: Bruins Fans Parody Ke$ha’s ‘We R Who We R’, Results Predictably Awkward

Sweet Jesus. I weep for our future.

In case you couldn’t follow the slammin’ lyrics due to the fact you might have suffered a minor stroke while watching the video, they can be found in their entirety below.

“Fast and dangerous,
We’re done taking on Roloson
Flyers, yeah, we swept them up
Nous avons tue le Canadiens
And yes of course we did,
We’re talking about Boston
And no you don’t want to mess with us,
Got Lucic ready to beat you up.

We’ve got the dream of winning it.
Made it to the finals
Playoff beard looking good
So lets go-o-o (lets go!)

Canucks are going down
Believe in black and gold
This is the final round
This is the Bruins’ year,
Lord Stanley is ours!

We’re cheering on on our team
Lets beat the blue and green
We’ve waited for so long
This is the Bruins’ year,
Lord Stanley is ours.

Bruins for the win,
Its about damn time to clench the cup
I’m so sick of hearing Luongos’ name,
I think its time to end his game.

I’m just talking truth
The Canucks are so overated
Kessler, Luongo, and the Sedins’
Will be crying without the cup, HARD!

We’ve got the dream of winning it.
Made it to the finals
Playoff beard looking good
So lets go-o-o (lets go!)

Canucks are going down
Believe in black and gold
This is the final round
This is the Bruins’ year,
Lord Stanley is ours!

We’re cheering on on our team
Lets beat the blue and green
We’ve waited for so long
This is the Bruins’ year,
Lord Stanley is ours.

Bruins for the cup!
Bruins for the cup!
Bruins for the cup!
Bruins for the cup!

Canucks are going down
Believe in black and gold
This is the final round
This is the Bruins’ year,
Lord Stanley is ours!

We’re cheering on on our team
Lets beat the blue and green
We’ve waited for so long
This is the Bruins’ year,
Lord Stanley is ours.

OWW!”

Hoo boy. Seriously, I’ve got nothing. No words.

At the same time, when you think about it, the parody isn’t that much worse than the original version. Seriously. Ke$ha? More like Crap$ha, amirite?

[H/T Puck Daddy]