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• Shocking, right? I mean, how did the police manage to nab 23-year-old Steven Long, who, after stealing a 59-inch TV, wedged the stolen property between the handlebars and his lap. Not a real good example of a burglar blending into his surroundings. [azcentral]

• NFL Owners, the Commissioner and the NFLPA held a super secret meeting. A super secret meeting that wasn’t a super secret since there are numerous reports about it. [Shutdown Corner]

• Ricky Rubio is finally joining the Minnesota Timberwolves and boy, Kevin Love sure is excited. [The Basketball Jones]

• A charter flight carrying the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim had to make an emergency landing. [Big League Stew]

• Shaquille O’Neal truly was one of a kind. [Midwest Sports Fans]

• Oh no! A hard salary cap in the NBA would make the Big Three unaffordable for the Miami Heat. [Larry Brown Sports]

• NBC advertised the wrong Stanley Cup Finals matchup. Oops. [Awful Announcing]

• Awesome: the Seattle Mariners will be giving out Pearl Jam Bobbleheads. [Ted Williams Head]

• Wow, the contestants at the Scripps National Spelling Bee look real excited to be there. Yep. [Off the Bench]

• Apparently, you cannot bite in hockey. Good to know. [Bob’s Blitz]

• How Bono hitched a ride with Gilbert Brule of the Edmonton Oilers. [Puck Daddy]

• Yet another weird-ass sport: Hantis. [Deuce of Davenport]

• Nasty: check out this chick Phillies fan smelling her armpits. [Busted Coverage]

• Lamar Odom and Kris Humphries made cameos in the Kardashian music video, which begs the question: why do the Kardashians have a music video? [That NBA Lottery Pick]

• An interesting rundown of the richest athletes from various countries around the world. [Unathletic]

• The “Cavs for Mavs” movement is appreciated in Dallas. [Lewp’s Weblog]

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