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Eye-Humping Caption: ‘Screw The Game, I Got A Front Row Seat To Gabrielle Union’s Ass!’

Heh. Check out this guy enjoying the scenery. Not that I can blame him, although I wonder what her beau, Dwyane Wade would think of this horndogger, who appears to be taking a long, leering look at the buttocks area of his lovely lady. But what does Creepy Ogling Man care? An opportunity like this comes once, maybe twice in a lifetime. Carpe diem, I say. And you have to love the whole look of the guy, from the buttoned down shirt to the randy smirk on his face. You can almost imagine him muttering under his breath, “Alright, alright. Now that’s what I call a double dribble.” Or some such perverted nonsense.

Note: yes, this is the third consecutive post featuring NBA Finals Photo Gallery fun. But I did mention in Wake N’ Blog this morning that content would likely be touch and go for at least the next few days. Speaking of “touch and go,” let’s hope this guy only fondled the lovely Miss Union with his eyes.

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