Headline: I Guess You Could Say Kafka Is Ready For ‘The Metamorphosis’
Ha! Get it?
Awww, come on!
I’m not usually one to brag, but I have to be the first person to ever use a Franz Kafka reference when discussing Philadelphia Eagles quarterback Mike Kafka, right? Right? No?
Fine, if that’s the way you feel about it, maybe you think I should spend a couple months In The Penal Colony as a penance, huh?
Kafka ready “to take next step” [Birds’ Eye View]