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Wake N’ Blog: Attention All Ohioans, Give Heed And Beware The ‘Mullet Bandit’

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• Police in Ohio are on the lookout for a man responsible for a rash of bank robberies across the state who could be referred to as the “Mullet Bandit.” Why, you ask? Because he sports a mullet. Duh. Do I have to explain everything to you people? Reuters’ description of the suspect: “The suspect is described as a white male, in his late 30’s, about 6 feet tall, with a medium build, a scruffy appearance and dark hair cut in a mullet — a style from the 1980s that was also known as the ape drape, the neck warmer and the 10/90.” Heh. Ape Drape. That one is new to me. One other interesting nugget from the article: “According to the website Rate My Mullet.com, the popularity of the mullet in a community is ‘inversely proportional to average annual income’ in the area.” That sure is a nice way of putting it. [Yahoo!]

• Manny Pacquaio is leading an anti-condom initiative in the Philippines. [Larry Brown Sports]

• If you haven’t seen Kevin Durant’s posterization of Brendan Haywood from last night, you’re missing out. [Outside the Boxscore]

• Tony Parker thinks the Spurs’ runs at championships might be kaput. [Ball Don’t Lie]

• Be the first kid on your block with your very own Kevin Durant backpack. [The Basketball Jones]

• How Tyler Seguin single-handedly saved Under Armour’s NHL Playoff campaign. [Puck Daddy]

• In Rick’s Cafe, Rick wonders if a shotgun marriage between the Preakness and pro beach volleyball could save both enterprises. [Off the Bench]

• Video: Steelers fan was “that guy” when he met Ralph Macchio. [PSAMP]

• Kareem Abdul-Jabbar is a totally rational thinking person. Wait, what? [PineRiders]

• An offseason favorite: the KSK Sex/Fantasy Football Mailbag. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

• Ladies and germs: the Official Rapture Draft. [TAUNTR]

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