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Nightmare Fuel

This Gallery Of ‘Female’ Bodybuilders Is Straight Up Nightmare Fuel On Steroids

"You think anybody thinks I'm a failure because I go home to Starla at night? Forget about it!"

Yep. Nightmare Fuel on steroids. Literally. Yamma hamma. I don’t mean to be overly crass, but after viewing these photos, I’m pretty sure my man parts just bid a hasty retreat straight up into my body cavity. You know, just to be safe.

There are plenty more than the one above and the gallery below over at BuzzFeed. Well worth a gander if you don’t want to sleep tonight. But I did want to save one and highlight it simply because it is terrifying, hilarious and um, without trying to be redundant, hilariously terrifying. That’s really the only way to explain it. It’s after the jump.

Dear Lord. So long, scrotum. It was nice knowing ya.

[via BuzzFeed]