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• During a suspected DUI stop of an ice cream truck – this story is already encouraging – in suburban Philadelphia, police discovered water bottles filled with urine, including one in the freezer where the treats were kept. From the AP report: “Police say 46-year-old Yassir Hassan was visibly drunk when he was pulled over Friday in Middletown Township, Bucks County. When police searched the Trenton, N.J., man’s truck, they say they found boxes of wine along with the bottles of urine.” Much like the story from yesterday’s Wake N’ Blog about the drunk lady who dropped trou and urinated in front of a middle school car wash fundraiser, I guess the same holds true in this disturbing story: when you gotta go, I guess you gotta go. [msnbc]

• There is such a thing as “High Stakes” RBI Baseball? Why wasn’t I told about this? [With Leather]

• Atlanta’s own Ted Turner supports the Thrashers. Too bad he did so awkwardly. [Puck Daddy]

• Could Cleveland’s tide be finally turning? [Rumors & Rants]

• Great Preakness Drunken Moments of the 21st Century: A Photo Gallery. [Busted Coverage]

• The best miniature golf hole you’ll see all day. [Bob’s Blitz]

• Tony Kornheiser and Colts owner Jim Irsay are engaging in a good old fashioned pissing match. [Awful Announcing]

• In case you missed it, here’s Manny Pacquaio punching Daniel Tosh in the face. [Sharapova’s Thigh]

• The 8 biggest sports conspiracy theories. [Sports Pickle]

• Taking a humorous and animated look at the NFL Lockout Workouts. [TAUNTR]

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