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(Video) Breast. Penalty. Box. Taunt. Ever. (SFW)

I don’t care that about a gazillion sites have already documented, dissected and discussed how a Vancouver Canucks fan very comfortable with her body elected to let her boobs do the talking when she taunted San Jose Sharks winger Ben Eager while he spent time in the penalty box with 2:33 remaining in the third period during Vancouver’s 7-3 thrashing of San Jose last night. Yep. She flashed him. Awesome.

Really, there isn’t much to add to the video below (courteously censored by The Score – via Puck Daddy – SFW, and uncensored versions are incredibly easy to come by, by the way) other than the Vancouver Green Men ain’t got s**t on this gal.


Great work, Vancouver Canucks Boobs Flasher Gal. And nice pair as well. Boobs on glass is always a nice move, if you ask me. She will now live on in internet infamy for eternity. That is, unless she chooses to identify yourself. These things have an interesting way of making a person quite the celebrity. Crap, she could be a new, boobtastic version of  “F**k da Eagles” gal. Let us know.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go type 8-0-0-8-5 into my calculator. Because that’s how I roll.

[H/T Puck Daddy]