Takin’ It To The Tweets: How The Vancouver Green Men Felt About Getting Up-Boobed
Obviously, it was abundantly clear that the Vancouver Green Men were unable to attend last night’s tilt between the Canucks and the Sharks – otherwise we wouldn’t have bared witness to the bare witness who flashed her boobs at Ben Eager in breastacular fashion. According to The Vancouver Sun, the Green Men did tweet prior to the drop of the puck yesterday that there would be “…no game for us tonight. Tix are a little too pricey and Nashville put us in debt.”
But to their credit, they would not stand idly by while their now famous shtick of taunting opposing teams’ players in the penalty box got up-boobed and usurped by Vancouver Canucks Boobs Flasher Gal, who is clearly not overly concerned with the world’s perception of her lack of modesty. And thus the Vancouver Green Men tweeted late last night:
I know we couldn’t be there but I hope we sent a suitable replacement (or is it replacements?)
Heh. Replacements. Well played, Green Men. And do not fret: your madcap antics will always hold a special place for all hockey fans. But let’s be honest: boobs are boobs and they will always take precedence over two grown men in green spandex body suits. That’s just the way of the world, guys. Sorry.