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• Oh, did I mention she was drunk? Of course she was. Amy Ficke, 43, of Fairfield, Connecticut has been charged with creating a public disturbance and driving under the influence stemming from an incident where she allegedly, while completely schnockered, got out of her car, undressed and proceeded to urinate – right in front of a bunch of children at a middle school that was holding a car wash fundraiser. When you gotta go, I guess you gotta go. [azcentral]

• Sugar Ray Leonard claims in a new book that he was sexually abused by an Olympic coach. [Off the Bench]

• Check out this wicked wiffleball curveball demonstration. [Outside the Boxscore]

• A snuggie protected a Red Sox fan from a foul ball. What can’t those ridiculous things do? [Bob’s Blitz]

• Charles Barkley thinks the Miami Heat are a whiny bunch. [Larry Brown Sports]

• Jorge Posada is sensitive. [Deuce of Davenport]

• Killer nipple ring, Kegasus! If you don’t know who Kegasus is, get with the program. [Busted Coverage]

• Agreed, what the hell is up with that “Crying Baby” masked Mets fan? [Sharapova’s Thigh]

• The NBA’s Conference finalists and their office equivalents. [Sports Pickle]

• Forget about Ochocinco, here are the top 10 sexiest girls riding mechanical bulls. [Ted Williams Head]

• Five athletes who wouldn’t be remembered if it hadn’t been for that one play… [Unathletic]

• The family that locks out together stays together. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

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