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Here’s A Nearly Two Minute Video Of A Drunk Ass Reds Fan Acting Like A Drunk Ass

As the folks at BuzzFeed point out, the song chosen as the soundtrack, which contains the lyrics, “You were born to be wasted,” really ties the whole video together. According to the vlogger, this video was recorded during a May 13th game between the Cincinnati Reds and St. Louis Cardinals. I mention this solely to provide some historical perspective, as it were.

Man, if only we could get this guy paired up with that other Cincinnati Reds fan who enjoyed cutting a rug that we profiled earlier this season, well, it would be interesting to say the least.

While I cannot be certain of this, my guess is this inebriated bastard uttered some slurred variation of “I love you, man” at least 15 times during the recording of his sloppy drunk antics.

Oh, and as far as Drunk Ass Cincinnati Reds fan’s overall performance goes, I’ll give his dancing a 7.5 and his blood alcohol content a .23, which ain’t too shabby. In some way or another.

[H/T BuzzFeed]