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Today In Sophomoric Humor: Headlines About Colon Operation (Bartolo Colon)

It’s funny because Bartolo’s last name is Colon, which also happens to be the name of the section of the large intestine extending from the cecum to the rectum. I don’t like to brag, but I have to be the first person ever to utilize that coincidence for comedic purposes. It’s a shame though that the ESPN headline writer dropped the ball with the last one by inserting Bartolo into the Colon. Into the Colon headline, that is. Sigh.