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• Yeah, this is not a good story. Josue Rivera, 28, submitted a thumb drive to a funeral director that was supposed to contain images for a memorial slide show. Unfortunately for Rivera, the idiot pervert, he accidentally got his thumb drives all mixed up and instead produced a thumb drive containing dozens of images of child pornography. He has been charged with first degree possession of child pornography and if proven guilty and subsequently convicted, will deserve everything coming to him in the slammer. [msnbc]

• A closer look at LeBron’s apology for using the “R-Word.” [The Basketball Jones]

• Jesus, enough already: Chad Ochocinco is going to try bull riding. This won’t end well (hopefully). [Deuce of Davenport]

• Wow: high school baseball player throws a no-hitter and hits four home runs two days after mother’s death. Hug your mom. [Sharapova’s Thigh]

• Some unruly baboons destroyed Wayne Rooney’s $125,000 Audi. [Off the Bench]

• A chip off the old block (kind of): Mark Rypien’s daughter is a Lingerie Football League quarterback. [Busted Coverage]

• Seattle Seahawks crank call Roger Goodell. [Outside the Boxscore]

• A player in an Australian Rules Football league was kicked off the field because of his mohawk. [The Slanch Report]

• Ten things to do on Sundays if there is no NFL football. [PineRiders]

• A tribute to Gus Johnson. [Unathletic]

• KSK Eksklusive: The Night Before The Bin Laden Raid. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

• The Milton Bradley Retirement Basket. [TAUNTR]

• Kevin Bieksa of the Vancouver Canucks joins LMFAO and Lil John for “Shots” remix. [Ted Williams Head]

• Good to know: you can light a match with a football. [Bob’s Blitz]

• Awesome headline: “Agoraphobic Father to Take Son to Every Ballpark in America on Wikipedia” [Sports Pickle]

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