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Placement Of Cleft Lip Ad Causes Bryce Harper’s Awful Mustache To Look Even Worse

How so, you ask? We all know that online ads such as these rotate every time a page is refreshed, but how can the heartbreaking image in an ad  for a charity which depicts a poor child suffering with a cleft lip/cleft palate cause Washington Nationals prospect Bryce Harper’s horrible, horrible mustache appear even worse than it already is?

Because at least Bryce Harper could do something about what’s going on above his lip without the need for complex and expensive surgery. All he needs is a razor.

Note: while I lack the class and sense of political correctness which would have prevented me from posting my inane and insensitive observation – I am a horrible person and will be going to hell one day – I do have the good sense to realize that cleft lips and cleft palates are a terrible, unfortunate occurrence that can be treated. For more information on what you can do to help, please go to Operation Smile.

Bryce Harper’s mustache [D.C. Sports Bog]