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Story About Florida Passing Laws Relating To Bestiality And Baggy Pants Has Best Lede Ever

Let’s cut right to the chase with this one, because as far as coming up with amazing, jaw-dropping ledes are concerned, it doesn’t get any better than this one.

From an msnbc report (via Mediaite):

Floridians are going to have to start pulling up their pants and stop having sex with animals soon.

Wow. Bravo. Bra-freaking-vo. I don’t know how NBC Miami reporter Brian Hamacher sneaked this one by his editor, but he gets a gold star for the day. Awesome.

Bills banning bestiality, baggy pants pass in Fla. [msnbc (via Mediaite)]