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Here’s The Creepy Dude From ‘Poltergeist II’ Groping A Hot Danish Model At Lakers-Mavs Game

"You're all gonna die in there! All of you! You are gonna die!"

Gah! He’s sucking the life’s essence right out of that hot Danish model! Why didn’t somebody stop him? Damn you, man who played Reverend Henry Kane in Poltergeist II: The Other Side! Damn you straight to hell!

Alright, alright. That’s not really Julian Beck, the ghoulish actor who portrayed the evil Reverend Kane. He passed on from this world in 1985. It’s actually legendary NBA Superfan James Goldstein. And the girl? Hot Danish model Amalie Wichmann, rocking some absolutely fantastic sideboob action, which is always nice. So there you have it. Oh, what the hell? Here’s one more sideboob photo:

Excellent.

[images via this photo gallery featuring all the beautiful people who attended the game]