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Wake N’ Blog: Jeez, Another Story About A Guy Stabbing A Goat While Wearing A Bra & Panties

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• When is this same, sad tale going to be played out? Jeez. Mark L. Thompson of Alum Creek, West Virginia, was arrested in his home on Monday and charged with cruelty to animals after witnesses reported seeing him standing over his neighbor’s pygmy goat, wearing a bra and panties, mind you. Said pygmy goat had at least one stab wound. Oh, here’s the shocker: Thompson was high on bath salts. Thompson’s mug shot is really a treat, too. [msnbc]

• A hearty congratulations to my pal Joe over at Busted Coverage, who, through his hard work and skill, has sold his site to COED Media Group. Awesome. [Busted Coverage]

• Blatant homerism alert: Francisco Liriano pitched a no-hitter, which was also the first complete game and first shutout of his career. [Babes Love Baseball]

• In light of a spate of DUIs involving MLB players recently who received no punishment by the league, the message is clear: Ozzie Guillen should stop tweeting, start drinking more. [Foul Balls]

• Not surprisingly, word on the street is Blake Griffin poised to win NBA Rookie of the Year. [Rumors & Rants]

• The Dodgers might not be able to cover payroll this month. [Larry Brown Sports]

• Interesting: Gisele says Tom Brady’s long hair is “his choice.” [Off the Bench]

• There’s a new putting category which will fascinate golf nerds everywhere. [Wei Under Par]

• NBA players are already planning for the lockout. [Ted Williams Head]

• Here’s seven more Rashard Mendenhall conspiracy theories. [Sports Pickle]

• Breaking: Jose Canseco is out of his mind. [Sharapova’s Thigh]

• More NBA mascots who shouldn’t dunk. [That NBA Lottery Pick]

• Top 5 golf vacation spots. [Unathletic]

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