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Video: Red Sox Fan’s Short Sojourn On To Fenway Park Field Ends Abruptly

Ha. Those five short seconds this guy spent gallivanting across the outfield in this undated video better have been worth it, because the abrupt (and by all appearances, painful) conclusion to his trespassing was likely a rude awakening. I bet he really thought he was going to have a grand old time traipsing all about the historic environs of Fenway Park – that is until he gets absolutely blasted from the side by security. The brilliant blindside takedown by a delightfully aggressive security guard would most certainly qualify as a de-cleater…had this woodhead been actually wearing cleats. Talk about getting jacked up.

[via BuzzFeed]