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Wake N’ Blog: In Bizarro World Prisons, Inmates Break Up Guard Fights

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• Apparently, not only do inmates break up guard fights in Bizarro World, but in Erie County, New York as well. Two corrections officers have been suspended with pay after an April 21st incident where the two got into a bit of a scuffle over a bag of chips. Thankfully, cooler heads prevailed when an inmate got in between the two because he didn’t want either of them to get fired. [msnbc]

• Carl Pavano attacked a garbage can with a bat. [Big League Stew]

• Here’s Snoop Dogg sporting a Washington Capitals jersey. [Larry Brown Sports]

• Tony Dungy reacts to the news that Bin Laden is dead. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

• Best. Ping. Pong. Shot. Ever. [Off the Bench]

• This particular Washington Capitals fan loves her some Semin. [Puck Daddy]

• The Vancouver Green Men taunted Jordin Tootoo with a cardboard cutout of Carrie Underwood wearing a Canucks jersey. [Bob’s Blitz]

• Animated Dirk Nowitzki does not want kids to become a Lakers fans. [That NBA Lottery Pick]

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