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Vision-Saving Benefits Of A Camera Obscura Needed To Gaze Upon Don Cherry’s New Suit

GAH! My rods and cones! Why didn’t I heed my own advice on this one? Just when you think the famed CBC NHL commentator couldn’t come up with a more garish, more potentially harmful suit coat, he pulls this one out. And now look at me: partially blinded with bizarre patterns burned into what little sight I have available. A camera obscura, a pinhole camera, some Blublockers…any of these would have at the very least served some beneficial purpose and defrayed some of the irreparable damage that has been done to my eyes. Damn you, Grapes! Damn you to hell!

[H/T Puck Daddy]