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Unhinged Heat Fan’s Inspirational Speech Is Awesome (Warning: May Cause Seizures)

His name is Andres Gabriel Pita and he’s a member of the Latin Urban Pop musical trio Los Primeros and they hail from Miami, Florida. When he’s not making you want to shake your booty to his band’s spicy Latin rhythms, he apparently loves to give epic pep talks praising the glory, wonder and splendor of all things Miami Heat. I think. It’s truly a sight to behold, especially his Charles Barkley impression.

Now, I don’t know much about Los Primeros or Senor Pita or what’s the story behind this hilarious – yet somewhat disturbing – video, but I can assure you of this: on at least three separate occasions while watching it, I blacked out, only to regain consciousness with an even greater appreciation for the Big Three and a newfound devotion to the Miami Heat. But the blacking out is indeed troubling. I’m not sure what was the primary cause of them – the rapid-cut, stylized editing, El Caliente Miami Heat Fan’s frenetic, near spastic energy or what, but one way or the other, I’m sold. GO HEAT!

Yet I am still trying to wrap my brain around what in the hell “Drinking the Haterade, flipping those Hater burgers” even means. Flipping Hater burgers?