Sportress of Blogitude

Catch-All Category

Wake N’ Blog: McDonald’s Restrooms – Not A Safe Place For Transgendered Women

Wake N’ Blog is the Sportress of Blogitude’s morning link dump. Send tips, link submissions, etc. to weedagainstspeed@gmail.com.

• Hey man, there’s no restroom in McDonald’s restaurants – at least none that I have ever been in – that are designated “Transgender,” so what is a person who happens to be transgendered needs to use the toilet when they are getting their McNuggets on, as it were? Apparently, not in the women’s restroom at a McDonald’s in Baltimore. Teonna Monae, 18, Brown was arrested Friday and charged with first- and second-degree assault after she and another girl beat 22-year-old Chrissy Lee Polis, who claims she was attacked after she heard someone say that a man was using the women’s restroom. There’s a “Humpty Dance” reference in there somewhere but I already used mine for the week in yesterday’s Wake N’ Blog. Also, this is McDonald’s, not a Burger King, and no one was really getting busy in it anyway. Huh. [azcentral]

• Michael Irvin’s motivational speech to the Miami Hurricanes was pretty motivating…in a crazy way. [Sharapova’s Thigh]

• Chris Bosh got married but won’t admit it. Huh. [Ball Don’t Lie]

• Guy makes a half-court shot, wins some 7-Up. Lame. [Off the Bench]

• Mark Jackson calls out ESPN The Magazine‘s “Player X” for going after Kevin Garnett. [Awful Announcing]

• Tony Allen’s Grizzlies haircut is a sight to behold. [The Basketball Jones]

• The Buffalo Bills new uniform was leaked courtesy of a teaser video for Madden 12. [Larry Brown Sports]

• Babies love the Yankees, hate the Red Sox and Mets. [BuzzFeed]

• Drew FJMs a recent op-ed piece by Dan Snyder, vitriolic hilarity ensues. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

• Jay Cutler and Kristin Cavallari reportedly got engaged over the weekend. [Bob’s Blitz]

• Check out this idiot Phillies fan trying to eat a hot dog while wearing some ridiculous thing on his face. [Busted Coverage]

• The 12 funniest “Old-Timey” names in NFL Draft history. [Sports Pickle]

• Check out how this baseball causes an outbreak of synchronized whiteness. [The Sports Hernia Blog]

• Here’s the Kareem Abdul-Jabbar/Olivia Munn Carl Jr.’s commercial . [That NBA Lottery Pick]

The Onion Headline of the Day: Socially Awkward Player Afraid To Ask If He’s Invited To Walk-Off Celebration