Stop Me If You’ve Heard This One Before: So, Roger Goodell Takes An HGH Test…

I know, I know: killer setup for a joke, right? But here’s the best part: it’s true. Now, with that in mind – bear with me, here – check out the entire joke with the punch line included:

So, Roger Goodell takes an HGH test, then refuses to disclose the results of the test, effectively making the point of taking the test virtually nonexistent…

Hilarious!

Via The Washington Post:

“I just had my HGH tested in the last couple of weeks. I wanted to see what was involved in the testing,” Goodell said. “They came in here at 9:30 in the morning, completely unannounced, and I went through the procedure. The same one our players would go through.”

And the result was …

“I can’t disclose it because of the confidential nature of it. Let me put it this way: I’m proud of my results.”

As he should be, yet I don’t really understand why exactly Goodell cannot disclose the results. I guess that’s his business, a point which reminds me of story about myself regarding testing: I just had my intelligence tested in the last couple of weeks. I wanted to see what was involved in the IQ testing. They came in here at 9:30 in the morning, completely unannounced, and I went through the procedure.

What’s that? The results of my IQ test? I can’t disclose it because of the confidential nature of it. Let me put it this way: I’m proud of  my results.

Wow. Spoon-feeding a load of B.S. really does work. Thanks, Rog!

Roger Goodell takes an HGH test [The Washington Post]