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Catch-All Category

It’s 4:19, You Gotta Minute?

• What a bunch of celebrities are saying about the Knicks losing. [The Basketball Jones]

• Pro golfer Ben Crane – you’ve heard of him, right? – made a video showcasing his dancing skills for his website. It’s, um, interesting. [With Leather]

• Golf caddie/prostitutes in Indonesia: the world’s oldest hybrid profession. [Out of Bounds]

• Here are photos of Olivia Munn in a bikini for a Carl’s Jr. commercial alongside Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. They had me at Olivia Munn in a bikini. [Busted Coverage]

• Video of some guy dry humping the Cleveland Indians mascot. There you go. [Sharapova’s Thigh]

• More video goodness: soccer reporter getting drilled by an errant kick. [Ted Williams Head]

• Just so you know, if Donald Trump were a wartime president, he wouldn’t go golfing, which is a completely useless bit of information as Trump will never be the president. [Devil Ball Golf]

• Golfer Ian Poulter thinks a house he rented for Hilton Head is haunted. [Larry Brown Sports]

• Finally, science provides quantifiable data proving that Derrick Rose is good at basketball. I never would have figured that one out on my own. [Foul Balls]

• Is it just me, or are Peter King’s columns becoming even more inane and moronic? [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

The Onion Headline of the Day, Part II: Peyton Manning To Spend Several Weeks With Newborn Twins Before Naming Starting Child

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