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• Police have charged 29-year-old Jeremiah Wade Buxton of Moulton, Alabama with third-degree burglary, third-degree criminal mischief and indecent exposure after he allegedly broke into a home butt-ass naked and claiming to be Jesus Christ. Buxton, in the presence of the residents of the house, took all the pictures off the wall before he was arrested. Buxton, not surprisingly, tested positive for marijuana and methamphetamine. [azcentral]

• Awesome: Angels fans taunt Carl Crawford by throwing wadded-up dollar bills into the on-deck circle. [Larry Brown Sports]

• He ain’t dead yet? Charlie Sheen took batting practice with the Georgia Tech baseball team. [Off the Bench]

• Congratulations to Kevin Love on his NBA Most Improved Player award. Yay. [The Basketball Jones]

• Video evidence documenting why you should never vow to eat a worm if you lose a hockey bet. [Puck Daddy]

• No one on Tour is intimidated by Tiger Woods anymore, so says world No.1 Martin Kaymar. [Devil Ball Golf]

• Retired NFL greats will be announcing the second round picks for their respective teams in the NFL Draft. [Shutdown Corner]

• Time for another educational edition of KSK’s Sex/Fantasy Football Mailbag. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

• If NBA 2K11 player ratings were more detailed. [Sports Pickle]

• MLB Commissioner Bud Selig is Mrs. Debtfire. [TAUNTR]

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