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• Another day, another pervert flashing his Scrotum McNuggets at a McDonald’s. A registered sex offender exposed himself to a woman in a parking lot of a McDonald’s in Newark, Delaware only to proceed to enter the store with his genitalia still exposed. Forty-three-year-old Joe Stevenson was later arrested at his home without incident.  [azcentral]

• Orioles skipper Buck Showalter did not appear to be too impressed with this rendition of the national anthem. [Larry Brown Sports]

• The Mavs Towel Thief will strike when you least expect it. [Off the Bench]

• Here’s video of the Madison Square Garden faithful taunting Caps coach Bruce Boudreau. [Puck Daddy]

• Ahoy, sailor: sweet merciful crap, what in the holy hell was Hines Ward wearing on Dancing with the Stars? [The Sports Hernia Blog]

• Ernie Els is considering going with the abomination that is the old man putter. [Devil Ball Golf]

• Great organization: MLB is taking over day-to-day operations of the Los Angeles Dodgers. [Rumors & Rants]

• Kevin Harlan has no regard for human life when calling an NBA playoff game. [Awful Announcing]

• Miguel Cabrera would be an All-Star if there were a Drunk Driving All-Star Team. [Deuce of Davenport]

• If state license plate slogans were about sports. [Sports Pickle]

• Check out this guy running in the Boston Marathon while wearing a Brett Favre jersey. [Busted Coverage]

• Ladies and gentlemen, MLB’s new robotic workforce. [TAUNTR]

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