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(Video) The Pitching Robot Whose Creation Marks The Beginning Of The End For Humans

Yesterday I tried to warn you about the troubling existence of PhillieBot, the diabolical creation – and perhaps soon-to-be self-aware being – that will be throwing out the ceremonial pitch prior to the Philadelphia Phillies-Milwaukee Brewers game later today at Citizens Bank Park. Well now, thanks to The700Level, I bring you video documenting the superhuman abilities of the robot whose sole existence signals the downfall of the domination of this planet by the human race.

Chilling stuff. The future is now. You have been warned.


Thanks to twitvid user Kyle L., here’s video of the robot in action throwing the first pitch:

Jeez, now I’m even more frightened.

[H/T The700Level]