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Nicely Executed Double Entendre About Tiger Woods, The Telegraph, Well Played

Oh, I’m sure Tiger Woods is quite taken with all the young talent blossoming in China.

It’s funny because the headline could be interpreted as implying that Tiger Woods is plowing through “young talent” in China like a well-struck wedge through a fluffed-up bunker. You know, because he likes to have sex with lots of different women. What I am getting at is the headline is not referring to the golfers in China. Because he has a sex addiction, you see. Get it? If not, here’s a book I suggest you pick up and read.

And I see he is at the Mission Hills golf complex. More like Missionary Hills complex, amirite?

(high fives self)

Tiger Woods finds China is blossoming with young talent [The Telegraph]