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Wake N’ Blog: Great News – Switchblades Are Now Legal For One-Armed Maine Citizens

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• Gimme ten, one-armed citizens of…er…okay, a high-five will be sufficient, as Maine lawmakers have legalized the possession of switchblades for folks who only have one arm. Up until this point, switchblades have been banned for all people, but the law has been passed so one-armed people will be able to utilize a knife without being forced to open folding knives with their teeth in emergency conditions…or an impromptu gang turf war. Do they have gang turf wars in Maine? [Yahoo!]

• My pals over at Ted Williams Head landed an interview with John Daly’s ex-wife Sherrie. Well done. [Ted Williams Head]

• Hooray for Canada! They’re getting their very own Lingerie Football League. [Off the Bench]

• Some female MMA fighter fought while pregnant. I guess I didn’t need to add that said MMA fighter was a female. Kinda self-explanatory. Um, yeah. [Larry Brown Sports]

• A great write-up by ‘Duk regarding that douchebag columnist who slammed Bryan Stow, the Giants fan who was savagely beaten at a game, for wearing a Giants jersey. [Big League Stew]

• I don’t know why he did it, but here’s video of some guy jumping from a 100-foot building to the top of a 50-foot building. Methinks he’s crazy. [Bob’s Blitz]

• Why are we mad at Jenn Sterger? [Shutdown Corner]

• Great moments in Kiss Cam history. [Unathletic]

• At Florida Atlantic baseball games, Hooters waitresses hula hoop. There you go. [Busted Coverage]

• If the TLC network launched a sports channel. [Sports Pickle]

The Onion Headline of the Day: Opinion: Well, Folks, It Appears Some S**thead Down There Is Shining A Laser Pointer Into The Cockpit And We’re About To Crash (by Capt. Denny MacMillon)