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• The world famous (?) Phallological Museum in the tiny Icelandic fishing town of Husavik has finally procured a human penis to add to its extensive collection of penises from whales, seals and bears (oh my!). According to Sigurdur Hjartarson, who runs the museum, recently deceased 95-year-old Icelander Pall Arason has donated his manhood to the museum and now his pickled penis will be part of the museum’s considerable collection of schlongs for years to come. Pickled penis. I wonder if Peter Piper ever picked a peck of those. [Yahoo!]

• Rory McIlroy had to fly all the way to Malaysia with Charl Schwartzel while the Masters champion was wearing his green jacket. [Busted Coverage]

• Top Nike designer isn’t a fan of LeBron’s entourage. [Ball Don’t Lie]

• A Sonics fan confronted the former Sonics owner at a book signing. Things didn’t end well. [Off the Bench]

• Jose Canseco is now a player-manager for an independent league baseball team. [Sharapova’s Thigh]

• The gals of BLB interviewed Joe Mauer. [Babes Love Baseball]

• Here’s a photo of Yankees outfielder Nick Swisher doing his best Joey Lawrence impression. [Hugging Harold Reynolds]

• Taking a look at other things that make Tom Brady cry. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

• Patrick Kane is back to rocking his mullet. [The Last Angry Fan]

• Goalie scores 275 foot goal, rips off his shirt, gets a yellow card. [Bob’s Blitz]

• This past weekend in tweets. [TAUNTR]

• This video of Bubble-sort with Hungarian (“Csángó”) folk dancing is, well, I don’t know what it is. [With Leather]

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