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Sammy Hagar + Joe Satriani = San Francisco Giants National Anthem Fail

Sammy Hagar and Joe Satriani teamed up to perform “The Star-Spangled Banner” prior to the San Francisco Giants World Series ring ceremony at AT&T Park on Saturday, and goodness gracious, it was just terrible. Simply dreadful. Cringe-worthy even. And if the horrific vocal rendition wasn’t bad enough as it is, I hate to say it, but in light of how he looks, methinks Sammy just joined the ranks of Men Who Look Like Old Lesbians. To utilize some lyrics from a song by the aging rocker, “I Can’t Drive (Fast Enough To Get Away From Watching This Horrible Rendition Of The National Anthem.”

[H/T Big League Stew]