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Wake N’ Blog: Adequate Internet Infrastructure Sorely Lacking In Former Soviet Bloc Nations

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• How so? Well, when internet service for two entire countries is shut down for several hours after a 75-year-old woman inadvertently cuts a fiber optic cable while scavenging for copper wire, well, let us just say that the necessary infrastructure just ain’t up to snuff. Internet service was down in the entire country of Armenia and most of Georgia after Aiyastan Shakaryan cut a critical fiber optic cable that ran parallel to train tracks in Tbilisi, Georgia. She faces up to three years in prison for property destruction but officials say that she may receive a lighter sentence due to her age. [azcentral]

• Ladies and germs, your Masters Day One fashion/frustration photo cavalcade. [Devil Ball Golf]

• Hilarious: “One Win Hunting: A Photo Story,” starring Ben Affleck, Matt Damon and Terry Francona. [Midwest Sports Fans]

• Examining why exactly the Red Sox are in the hole they find themselves in. [Rumors & Rants]

• Apparently, Adam Dunn heeds medical advice from his television. [Deuce of Davenport]

• Scottie Pippen’s statue was unveiled last night at United Center. [Larry Brown Sports]

• Guy dumps beer on two brawling chick Brewers fans, creating a Milwaukee douche trifecta. [Bob’s Blitz]

• The 40 best photos of Kate Upton. Nothing wrong with that. [It’s Always Sunny In Detroit]

• Lingerie Football League news is always a good thing. [Busted Coverage]

• KSK Sex/Fantasy Football Mailbag time! [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

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