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Today In Obscure References To Jim Croce Songs In Headlines For Masters Stories

I suppose the writer of this particular headline about Rory McIlroy’s trash talking of Tiger Woods couldn’t go with a “you don’t spit in the wind” reference from the classic Jim Croce diddy, “You Don’t Mess Around With Jim”, as there was nary a breeze blowing through Augusta National Golf Club on Thursday during the first round of the Masters. And since I can’t seem to recall Tiger Woods ever donning a mask of the old Lone Ranger, that line would not have worked, either. Come to think of it, has Tiger ever worn Superman’s cape before? Well, maybe during some whacked-out, superhero costume orgy or something. Weird.

Rory McIlroy tugging on Superman’s cape, and getting away with it [Sporting News]