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• Seventeen-year-old Kendrick Perkins of St. Petersburg, Florida is thanking his lucky stars – as well as his baggy pants – for sparing him certain harm when an alligator attacked him. As Perkins evaded the beast, which he estimates was between seven and eight feet long, the gator lunged at Perkins, tearing at the material of his baggy pants. The logic employed by Perkins and his mother was that had he been wearing regular, non-baggy pants, the alligator would have locked on to his leg, but that logic is completely erroneous. Baggy pants don’t make your legs smaller or change where Perkins’ leg was as he ran away – had Perkins been wearing regular pants, the gator would have likely just bitten at air. Thinking like a fool, I guess you could say. [msnbc]

• Ben Roethlisberger is getting married. Yeah, you read that right. [Off the Bench]

• Are the Carolina Panthers closing in on Cam Newton? [Rumors & Rants]

• Brett Favre is holding a football camp in Mississippi. [Larry Brown Sports]

• Good riddance: the era of phoned-in golf disqualifications is nearly over. [Pro Golf Talk]

• The most adorable photo of Don Mattingly you will ever see. Hint: it features an adorable girl holding a photo of Donny Baseball. Makes sense. [Big League Stew]

• Jeez, there was another fight in the NBDL. [Outside the Boxscore]

• Awesome: be the first kid on your block with a copy of the hottest new video game: WNBA JAM! [TAUNTR]

• Check out the chubby little kid who made it on the Jumbotron during the Celtics game. [Busted Coverage]

• Warren Sapp has been spotted frolicking around Miami…hey, what a second…that’s not… [The Sports Hernia Blog]

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