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LeBron James’ Mom Arrested, Allegedly Treated A Valet Like A Peanut In A Park

She allegedly a-salted him, you see.

Moving on, various news outlets out of Miami are reporting that Gloria James, the mother of Miami Heat star LeBron James, has been arrested for misdemeanor assault relating to an incident at the “posh” Fontainebleau Hotel. Details are sketchy, but according to WPLG-TV (via ESPN), Mama James got into it with a parking valet employed by the hotel.

There is really not much to add to this story at this point – at least until more details become known as they are released by the police. To be honest, the only reason I wrote something about it is because I wanted to use that old as hell “peanut in the park” joke. My grandpa would be proud.

Reports: LeBron James’ mom arrested [ESPN]